Saturday, October 6, 2007

i cant get no satisfaction


so. saturday morning. i am IRATE, because i was going to see the maxies last night, and fell asleep.on the front porch.i am lucky i didnt get knifed. by a coyote. thats all there is in this neighborhood at night anyhow.
back to the maxies.

one of the best local punk bands and they are from greenland. they wear masks(!!!!!!) hoods, and no one knows who the hell they are . (i know one s real identity...) i love it.
here is their myspace , for all you nancyboys-GREENLAND POWER

i missed them. i have missed a lot of shows lately, due to skating ,and the havok it wreaks on me. what? its FULLCONTACT SKATING, you scoffers. we burn about 13,000 calories a practice. i am like, anorexic, from derby. yeah right. more like down to almost mythical proportions, and thats from being bigger than life. if you got the extreme cleverness in that, i give you an honorary slow day at fenway park. which we havent in had in four years now, so its mighty special.


promise- i will get better at adding pictures and crap , but thats good enough for now, considering i havent had my tea yet.

so , after missing the flight to greenland, i woke up at about 1:30 am, wrapped in a quilt, to the sound of a rooster. yes , a rooster. i have to post pictures of where i live at some point....
this rooster, indicative of most of the area, must have been on meth. thats the only reason why he would be hoarsely crowing during an hour that is last call for alcohol for PEOPLE. in fact all of the farm animals around here are on meth. or they having a lot of sex. we get sheep, goats, the aforementioned tweaker roosters and horses causing a ruckus all night. i have learned to sleep through it. however, the first month we lived here, erick and i duct taped ourselves in the closet so we could have some sleep. actually, the animal noises just made us feel like we were in a bestiality porn when we were having interpersonal relations. and even i am not that sick. yet.

1 comment:

JP said...

I feel your pain. I always want to sleep out on my balcony, but I become afraid that I'd be a prime target for bees come morning. And wasps. There are wasps out there too.